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I have seen all the twilight movies insert shock horror now but jokes aside…its a film I’ve watched it and I’ve come to the conclusion that they should repackage the whole five films into one bumper movie take out all that teen angst brooding moping pining crapfest that stunk up all four films….the fifth was better because there was no pining since the suicidal girl got her blood sucking love and the wolf got compensated with a baby anyone else feel dirty thinking about that because if you overthink like I do they’ve basically turned Jacob into a pedo grooming his future love….I know I know I’m probably cheapening the whole story down to a base level and its much more pure and beautiful…but from this awkward viewers angle it feels kind of creepy to me……but anyways I prefer the fifth film even with its slight creep factor and the baby with its weird CGI face because I wasn’t having my gag reflexes strained the action scenes were great made me forget I was watching twilight….so they need to go back to editing hack and slash that fat baby down to a slender girl meets boy with a little Romeo and Juliet melodrama add a furry triangle for good measure then throw in few wrenches vengeful vampire here power hungry vampire clan there and you have good movie….instead of the drenched in butter and syrup twisted love story with sparkling vampires and whining werewolves….I’ve never read the books and I’m a firm believer that books are always superior to there cinematic adaptations so who knows maybe the twilight books have just be badly butchered considering its Hollywood I won’t be surprised when one day get around to reading the books and love them…I’ll probably hate the films more for screwing it up.

Elementary Its Great

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Discovered by accident okay by boredom most of my regular shows have ended Merlin still mourning that,,,,waiting for return of Game Of Thrones, Longmire, Rizzoli and Isle and not to mention new season of Sherlock…so I thought I give Elementary a go worst case I waste an 1hr of my life….but surprise surprise I like Elementary……starring the very sexy Johnny Lee Miller as Sherlock Holmes and the funny Lucy Lui as the female Watson….a female Watson are you mad my immediate thought bloody Americans and your meddling ways dammit people is nothing sacred anyways once my rant finished I decided to be fair and give it a go its Sherlock Holmes optimistic me saying they can’t fuck it up that badly but you know what they didn’t they have not sullied Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s work he can rest easy and it actually works acting is great the script is great…..so now I have two Sherlock shows that I can watch starring very sexy British men always a plus love the British accent I personally think is by far the sexist…Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman are awesome Elementary is underrated if I hadn’t been trolling for new shows I might never have discovered it…I can’t rely on my family for good shows their all waddling in soapy swamps and reality TV mire and not the good kind of reality TV but the base mind numbing Big Brother ilk basically no substances just people in pursuit of sex and alcohol.

Firefly Love

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If you haven’t seen Firefly then you need to I’ve badgered most of my family about this dead incredibly brilliant show since I watched it on the Sci-Fi channel then bought the DVD because this was literally a blink and you missed it show I have a long list of shows that should have been allowed at least 3 seasons…my conclusion TV executives are idiots plain and simple….Josh Wheddon needs turn to animation it worked for Stars Wars it made something shitty thank you prequels into great again…..Firefly is already great it would only be better

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